After a visit to the county fair, I was inspired to find the most ridiculous fried and fatty foods I could, and boy did I succeed. Honestly, some of this is so over-the-top disgusting that only a real dude can handle it…
***If you think you can do better, we would love to see it. Take a picture of your most dastardly creation and send it to me at hairyknuckles@cooldudestuff.com.***
Without further ado, I present: American Obesity at its Finest courtesy of http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com.
The Oreo Cakester Pancake Breakfast
An Oreo Cakester dipped in pancake batter and deep fried, covered in chocolate syrup, powdered sugar and topped with a melted marshmallow.

KFC Double Down Luther Sandwich
A KFC Double Down sandwiched between two glazed donuts.

The Melt Challenge
Five pound grilled cheese with13 different cheeses, 3 slices of grilled bread served with fried and slaw.

Deep Fried Milky Ways

Pulled Pork & Mashed Potato Parfait

Peep Sushi

Bacon Bouquet

The Bacon Mug
A giant mug made out of bacon filled with cheddar cheese.

The Chubby Girl Scout
Bacon wrapped Samoa Girl Scout cookies deep-fried and topped with maple syrup and powdered sugar.

Cadbury Creme Eggs Benedict
Sliced doughnuts topped with brownie mix, melted Cadbury Creme Eggs and frosting, garnished with red sprinkles and served with fried pound cake chunks.















