Bud Light Platinum, When You Can’t Get Drunk Fast Enough

inTIMidator November 11, 2011

“Pfht! Light beer is for people that don’t like to get drunk.” 

 Not anymore!

Anheuser-Busch InBev has announced that they will be releasing a new product in January, Bud Light Platinum. They claim that Bud Light Platinum will have a taste that is somewhere between Bud Light and normal Budweiser, but the real story is the alcohol content. Traditional Bud Light has 4.2% alcohol by volume, normal Budweiser has 5% alcohol by volume, and the new Bud Light Platinum is going to feature a whapping… drum roll… 6% alcohol by volume!

There’s going to be more booze in our booze! I can’t wait to be more drunk faster new year!