Coming straight from the source of all fake Apple news, Scoopertino.com, Apple might be re-igniting the music revolution just one more time. This time with the help with the help of they very own Siri.
Tim Cook and his executive team had been toying with creative ways to tighten Apple’s stranglehold on the world music market — but the light bulb went on the moment Tim learned that Siri could carry a tune.
The plan is simple: cut out the music companies and re-record the songs — all 12 million of them — with Siri on vocals.
“We have every intention of paying for the music rights,” explained Cook. “We just don’t see the need to pay the performers and middle men.”
Check out the lyrical stylings of Siri, as she sings “Stairway to Heaven,” it’s sublime:
“But wait! The music industry would never let something like this go threw!” you might be saying to yourself…
Music industry experts estimate that Apple’s new approach to music will save hundreds of millions of dollars annually. But will consumers buy it?
Producer Tom Corwin is a believer. “I just came from a recording session of Siri singing Mr. Tambourine Man, and I couldn’t hold back the tears. She not only put more emotion into it than Bob [Dylan], she could direct me to the nearest Starbucks without missing a beat.”
I can’t wait to hear the Siri remix of Kashmir…
Story via: Scoopertino.com – Apple axes music companies, Siri to sing entire iTunes catalog
