Maybe not recently, but there was a time when I used to have to find different way to sneak my booze into places including Sporting events, bars (because I’m cheap), and maybe even movies. Now I’m an old fart, and can just buy it when I get there. For the gentleman out there who likes to be a little more discreet about there alcohol consumption, the Freedom Flask is the hidden flask that dispenses booze… from your fly?
The Freedom Flask company has produced a covert underwear pouch that turns your crotch into a beer dispenser. The flask was originally contrived by a University of Georgia graduate when he tired of trying to sneak beer into a sporting event and failed. After his failures he invented the Freedom Flask.
For just $24.95 you can “Take it anywhere!” the website boasts, including “…concerts and festivals, bars and clubs, events with a cash bar, the golf course, movie theater, the ski slopes” – and of course – “…a boring day at the office.”
But as you can imagine, there are a few downsides of drinking out of your fly. For one, you look like you’re drinking your own urine!
If you think it may be awkward pouring a drink from your fly – it’s not…
What’s awkward is being the guy who gets his flask taken by security. To be honest, we wish we would have thought of this sooner.
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