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The son of a mountain lion, Hairy Knuckles hails from a long line of fabled story tellers. After years of being published under the alias "Randy Colfax", Knuckles released the New York times best seller "Frictional Masturbation: Are you maximizing your alone time?" under his true identity and immediately jumped to the forefront of the Do-It-Yourself world. Today Knuckles spends his free time harvesting the wool from his ridiculously hairy knuckles and knitting it into blankets for newborn llamas born into broken homes. To reach Hairy and his Knuckles, feel free to email him at HairyKnuckles [at] cooldudestuff [dot] com. Enjoy your visit to CoolDudeStuff.com!