A Texas restaurant, Twisted Root Burger Company, has decided to up its game on the promotional side of things by awarding the “Best Butt” and “Best Looking” discounts to its guests.
Basically if you have a nice rear and your server seems to agree, you can earn up to a whopping two cents discount from your bill. However if you happen to be good looking as well then you just may have jumped up to the four cents arena. Oh yeah, if you, like me, are fantastically good looking with a sensational backside then they are willing to take nearly a nickel off of your bill.
Now I don’t think that it is the money that is driving this promotion to get more guests into the establishment, but rather it is probably the employees sick of seeing gross patrons and wanted some eye candy they could really stand to look at for a five hour shift. We here at CDS know we would definitely head to the Twisted Root Burger Company to see if we qualify. Who am I kidding, of course we would.
My favorite part, read the very bottom of the receipt… “Meat Is Murder Tasty Tasty Murder.” Only in Texas!